Une petite blague des US
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  Last year, my friend upgraded his Girlfriend 3.1 to GirlfriendPlus 1.0
(marketing name: Fiancee 1.0). Recently he upgraded Fiancee 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and
it's a memory hogger, it has taken all his space; and Wife 1.0 must be running
before he can do anything. Although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with
Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw. 

  Some features I'd like to see in the Upcoming Girlfriend 97... 
      - A "Don't remind me again" button 
      - Minimize button
      - Shutdown feature 
      - An install shield feature so that Girlfriend 97 can be completely
uninstalled if so desired (so you don'tlose cache and other objects) 

  I tried running Girlfriend 2.0 with Girlfriend 1.0 still installed, they
tried using the same i/o port and conflicted. Then I tried to unistall
Girlfriend 1.0 but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall it
by hand, but it put files in my system directory. 

  Another thing that sucks in all versions of Girlfriend that I've used is that
it is totally "object oriented" and only supports hardware with gold-plated
contacts.

****NEW PRODUCT**** 

  Some users are waiting in eager anticipation for Girlfriend Lite. It's a free
download that you can use for 60 days before it uninstalls. Make sure you have
a good virus scan software program, though. Shareware programs like Girlfriend
Lite can be easily infected; chances are, many others have had the same copy
installed on their hard disks before you. 

***** BUG WARNING ******** 

  Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before
uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MS Money files before doing the
uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming
insufficient resources.