Top ten rejection lines given by women (
and what they actually
     mean...)

     10. I think of you as a brother.
     (you have the sex appeal of a franciscan
monk)

     9. There is a slight difference in our ages.
     ( you are positvely jurassic)

     8. I' m not attracted to you in that way
     (the bulge in your trousers is just not big
enough)

     7. My life is too complicated right now
     (I' m screwing several better- looking
guys already)

     6. I need some freedom to find my own
space
     (I want the freedom to find someone else
to fill my space)

     5. I don' t date men where I work
     (I never date TWO men in the same office,
because I'd get caught)

     4. It's not you, it's me.
     (it's not me, it's you)

     3. I'm concentrating on my career.
     (boring and unfulfilling as my job is, it is
better than dating you)

     2. I' ve decided to be celibate.
     (I'm alrady screwing someone else)

     ... and the number 1 rejection line given
by women
     (and what it actually means)

     1. Le'ts be friends.
     (I want you to stay around so I can tell
you in excruciating detail
     about all the other men I meet and have
sex with)

     In response... the male perspective on
the same issue top 10 rejection
     lines given by men ( and what they
actually mean)

     10. I think of you as a sister ( you're ugly)
     9. There's a slight difference in our ages (
you're ugly)
     8. I'm not attracted to you in  that  way  (
you're ugly)
     7. My life is too complicated right now (
you're ugly)
     6. I 've got a girlfriend (you're ugly)
     5. I don't date women where I work (
you're ugly)
     4. It's not you, it's me (you're ugly)
     3. I'm concentrating on my  career (
you're ugly)
     2. I'm celibate ( you're ugly)

     .... and the number 1 rejection line given
by men ( and what it
     actually means)

     1. Let's be friends ( You're really fucking
ugly!)